Pixietown

You might be an Internet Ancient if you:

• remember Netscape Navigator

• ever used any modem with a bandwidth of 28,8 or lower

• had an Early Adopter account on Livejournal

• witnessed the rise and fall of PhPBB

• witnessed the rise and fall of Napster

• used the web before Google existed

• ever used a dialup BBS site

• remember Gopher

• ever downloaded music as .mod files

• remember when about 90% of the web was made up of personal sites which were "under construction" and had pictures of people's cats on them

• remember when Yahoo was literally just a big list of websites

• know IRC commands

• have heard anyone unironically use the phrase "information superhighway"

• can recognise different bandwidth modems by what bleepy handshake sound they make

• have ever received one of those chain e-mails where you have to scroll through about a kilometre of forwarded headers only to find a "hilarious" vaguely lewd image and/or a banal list like this one

You might be an Internet Ancient if you:

@InvaderXan

Yup, plus:

* Could whistle the right tones into a telephone set to get the modem on the other side to connect at least 50% of the time (at random, usually very low speeds).

* Remember ftpsearch.ntnu.no

* Used winnuke.c to kick annoying lusers off IRC (and it would work - every single time).

* Posted on Usenet (and Fidonet)

* Got mail by UUCP.

* Drilled holes in stacks of floppy disks to double their capacity.