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fact-checked wikiHow article with a title "How to Impress a Girl by Peeing yourself and Blushing and Whimpering a bit and Holding the Edge of your Skirt"
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Eager to impress a girl with pee and make her fall in love with you? Maybe she's your crush, your date, your girlfriend, a complete stranger or your blader is reaaally full. You're in luck, because there are some really cute ways to pee in your panties to capture her heart. If you're ready to take charge while you show off your pretty big blader, read on. In this article, we'll cover how to impress a girl with pee-use these pee tips and she'll fall head over heels.
step 1. Start peeing yourself suddenly, letting out a sharp cry and looking down in disbelief while it audibly starts hitting the concrete floor below you