long winded cave johnson bit
cave johnson here, shut my johnson in the car door. told the lab boys to figure out how to grow a new penis. fired the guys who started snickering. bean counters say we cant afford to manufacture penicular objects after the moon rock purchase. im cave ill make whatever johnson i goddamn want. What do you mean its set to intercom-
short winded cave johnson bit
refined version of the bit: "cave here. johnson got shut in the car door. just cave now"