i can't use the copy machines at uni because i can't top up my credit because the digital backend fails because my name, which it pulls from the uni database, is too long
i'm a living nightmare for sysadmins. all the systems i've crashed just by being an edge case
Goo Truther 
@mokosh I heard of someone who had a single-letter name with the same kind of issues in systems that assumed a minimum length.