Boosted by Elfi, known bug enjoyer 
"Babe... you can't stay here at the full moon. I'm going to change."
"I'm not afraid. I know you won't hurt me."
"That's not the problem."
"...?"
"When I'm a wolf... I'm dumb. Really dumb."
"That doesn't sound like a--"
"My last girlfriend? I tried to bring her a stick as a present, and I couldn't get it through the door, because I didn't get that I could turn my head sideways, so I just sat in the yard all night, howling."
"Oh, hon..."
"And then the SPCA tranqued me."